Day Five: Dubrovnik, Croatia


 There is nothing like sailing into port and getting the first glimpses of unexplored lands.

At noon today we docked in Dubrovnik and had a happy little tour around the town and provinces.





                                               YES PLEASE! Why isn't this on the tour?




First stop was the charming town of Cavtat 20 minutes from Dubrovnik. I would love to tell you more about this little spot but as soon as I got in the bus for the tour I fell asleep!



 I want to travel with the sailor next trip...


Some stairs...

Love these colors.



For lunch we were shuttled to some tourist spot that was actually fab. Old ladies in traditional costumes (red caps and dirndle looking get ups) fired out open faced sandwiches, dried figs (which looks so much like shrunken old bawls I could mother and I could hardly look at them without passing out in laughter) and local wine which was so dry mother about suffocated.

But this watermill!! That's what it was all about. Just sopping in ferns and moss. So divine. It belonged at Marie- Antoinette's Hamlet.





We arrived back at the walled city of Dubrovnik which is tiny and took a spin around. So sad it is just crammed full of crap tat shops and nothing good. Churches were nice though.


Even the gelato wasn't up to par...








Once we got back I went to yoga and then had dinner solo at the sushi restaurant (which was fantastic) and met mother later. When I ran back to change for dinner this horrifying Donnie Darko creature was staring at me. I had nightmares....


The show tonight was DIVAS and it was good ole fashioned DRAG. I was really impressed actually. When the gals came out to perform 'Vogue' they were wearing Elizabethan corsets, ruffs and panniers.

The boys were gooooood lookin too. Where are they on the pool deck? (Obv not the ones in the picture. We weren't allowed to take pics during the show due to trade mark!)


Afterwards mother and I hit  the piano bar which was amusing before hitting the hay. Tuesday is day at sea. Weeeeee.......